Hot Hands
Does it bother anyone else that Nail Polish is flammable?
Are my fingertips more likely to burst into flames at a bonfire if my claws are colored?
I am only as attractive as the color of my toes and fingers.
And if I breathe in the fumes of the paint I could get sick.
Sick people are hot.
But not as hot as my hands will be when I test my theory in the fireplace.
Keep your clean cuticles crossed and wish me luck.
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ha! get it!!
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