My Spiritual Name

Yogi or not...
You can have 3HO give you your spiritual name.
Check it out.

"Spiritual Name for: Ashley Danielle Platz

Sat Nam, dear sister in divine.

Your request for a spiritual name has been gratefully received.

You have been blessed to live as Darshanpreet Kaur, which means the loving Princess/Lioness of God, who sees and perceives the presence of the divine surrounding her, and who falls in love with that experience.

Darshan means God's vision, being in God's presence, audience with the divine. Preet means love. Kaur means the Princess/Lioness of God who walks with grace and power throughout her life. Kaur is a name that all women receive. Yogi Bhajan taught that every woman has the potential to attain a true state of grace and power, and he encouraged each woman to manifest that potential."

Headshots

I got new headshots!
I shot with Miss. Alexandra Marlin
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If you love them - call her!
Let her know you saw my shots!

White trash is global

The Week Magainze claims:

This week is a Bad Week for
EDGY IRANIANS: after Iran banned "decadent Western haircuts" for men, including spiky hair, ponytails, and Mullets."

Listen Iran,

you've done a lot of we rid shit and a lot of fucked up shit...
but how dare you... how dare you ban mullets.

America doesn't have a lot of things that are inherently OURS.
The cowboy.
Baseball.
America Football.
The Celebrity.
White Trash Hair aka: THE MULLET.

When I was in Spain in 2007 I was PROUD to see Mullets on half of the little Spanish kids running around. USA PRIDE!

(insert congratulatory cheer for Spain winning the World Cup here)

but seriously...
The Mullet is such a recognizable America staple!
Iran...
this means war.

More Dick Jokes

Anyone who knows me knows how much I love a good story...
this next bit of juicy heaven bubbles came from this weeks edition of THE WEEK Magazine and i'd bet my bottom dollar that surrounding this little fact of life are some amazing stories...

This week was a Good week for:
IMPOTENCE: after a new study found that the rate of STD's in men over 40 who take erectile dysfunction drugs (ex:Viagra) is DOUBLE that of the men over 40 who don't use those medications.

OH YES!
move over Cougars... we've got a new breed of sexual feinds!
The over 40 - sexually medicated - un responsible - MAN WHORES!

according to Ubrna Dictionary.com the MALE equivolent to The Cougar is THE RHINO.
The Rhino?
not bad I guess...
but lets add the STD aspect into the equation and just call them the Gyno.

I never was a Philadelphia sports fan...

Only In America:

"A Pennsylvania woman is SUING the Phillie Phanatic, claiming the baseball mascot aggrivated her arthritis when he sat on her lap, requiring both knees to be replaced. The Lawyer for Grace Cass (75yrs old), conceded it might be difficult to take testimony from the Phanatic: "I'm expecting him to come to a deposition, stick his tounge out at me and not say anything.""

Go for it Grace!
Sue his ass and get him to be the next Subway Celebrity.
Move over Jared... the Phillie Phanatic is gonna drop weight...
why? hes basically being sued for being a clumsy fat ass.
I approve of this.
I completely approve.