The NEW FACE! on the $50 bill!

"A group of 14 GOP congressmen, led by Republican Patrick McHenry," ( who clearly have nothing better to do during such a critical time in American History) have "Introduced legislation to have the image of Ronald Reagan's face enshrined on the $50 bill, displacing that of former President Ulysses S. Grant"

They claim; "Every generation needs it's own heroes"

OH! I get it!
My bad, this whole time I thought we had historically signifigant Presidents on our currency.
Stupid me... we only want generational heroes?
Lets change the whole lot of currency then!

and no Reagan is a bad idea... if we're putting heroes on cash money - this is who I want to see...

I want Nelson Mandela on the 10$ bill.

I want the Dalai Lama on the 5

I want The Subway Hero on the 20

I want Bono on the 50$ ... sorry reagan... I dont like him either but he's given more than you ever did.

I want George Clooney on the 100$

and....

fuck it...

Batman on the 1$ bill.

If I was stripping to pay for college "the American way" I would feel much better seeing Batman in my panties.

The Best Toast

Here's to the girls in the little red shoes, who sit on our faces and drink all our booze. They may not be virgins, but that's not a sin, Because they still have the boxes their cherries came in.

Nothing will surpass the hourglass

Who knew!?!

This is the best addiction yet! and only MEN can have it.

"Looking at CURVY WOMEN can be as rewarding for men as the buzz from drugs or alcohol, a new study suggests. Scientists in Georgia asked a group of male subjects to view photos showing the naked backsides of women before and after surgery that gave them more hourglass figures- that is a higher hip-to-waist ratio. When men checked out photos of women like J.Lo -type figures- big hips and fleshy bottoms - parts of the brain associated with REWARDS lit up, including areas that respond to alcohol and drugs."

"The irony is that while Men appear to be hardwired to prefer wider hips and generous backsides - The white westernized female has somehow been dumped into thinking that men like very skinny, Kate Moss -type girls."