My top 3 Fav disney movies are as follows IN ORDER...
#3 Peter Pan
#2 Sleeping Beauty
#1 ALICE IN WONDERLAND
Hook... made peter pan even better
Tim Burton is about to make Alice In Wonderland even better...
in March... March 5th... cant cant wait!
and according to P. Hilton (perez not Paris)
Tim will become my Hero YET AGAIN!
Tim Burton to recreate SLEEPING BEAUTY as told by the Evil Queen Maleficent
holy dump
Tuesday, January 19, 2010
Sunday, January 3, 2010
To protect the Innocent
To protect the innocent the following texts between friends are about a man named Gary.
F- Gary has her panties around his head right now, Wielding a spatula.
L- Why a spatula? Cause they're chubby? has to be food related? Jerk
F- Gary on all fours, panting. Hovering over an abacus.
L- Foul bro, and abacus because he works with numbers? god.
F- Gary filing her toenails with an electric sander. then delicately painting them rainbow.
L- alright. I'll play. All of this happening while he's day dreaming of his boss and she's day dreaming of her server.
F- Gary rummaging through attic in search of flavored condoms he received as joke gift four years ago
L- Gary naked hand cuffed to the faucet in the bathtub with a rubber ducky up his ass she found. She's leaving him for the server. - Gary on wikipedia while shes blindfolded running around the house - looking up The G Spot
F- Gary sprawled out on Ikea Zebra rug wearing only a vintage Polaroid camera around his neck.
L -Gary reading further on wikipedia that a sneeze is 1/10 of an orgasm grabs his cat's feather toy
F- Gary feeding her lemon jell-o with a spork from KFC
L- Gary reading that roofies help get you laid. Studies the rebellious character from the movie Hook. Determining only that he cannot pull off a red mohawk. - Gary, trying to change it up in the bedroom attempts to make animals with his member but can only seem to make boobs. - Gary, discovering warming gel goes to the Dr.'s the next morning convinced that his girl gave him the clap.
F- Gary putting hummingbird dildo in Barnes and Noble gift bag for six month anniversary gift.
L- Gary receiving hummingbird dildo in CVS bad for 1yr anniversary re-gift. - Gary hanging said dildo in back year to attract hummingbirds to his lilies gets a hefty fine and has to put in overtime.
F- Gary has her panties around his head right now, Wielding a spatula.
L- Why a spatula? Cause they're chubby? has to be food related? Jerk
F- Gary on all fours, panting. Hovering over an abacus.
L- Foul bro, and abacus because he works with numbers? god.
F- Gary filing her toenails with an electric sander. then delicately painting them rainbow.
L- alright. I'll play. All of this happening while he's day dreaming of his boss and she's day dreaming of her server.
F- Gary rummaging through attic in search of flavored condoms he received as joke gift four years ago
L- Gary naked hand cuffed to the faucet in the bathtub with a rubber ducky up his ass she found. She's leaving him for the server. - Gary on wikipedia while shes blindfolded running around the house - looking up The G Spot
F- Gary sprawled out on Ikea Zebra rug wearing only a vintage Polaroid camera around his neck.
L -Gary reading further on wikipedia that a sneeze is 1/10 of an orgasm grabs his cat's feather toy
F- Gary feeding her lemon jell-o with a spork from KFC
L- Gary reading that roofies help get you laid. Studies the rebellious character from the movie Hook. Determining only that he cannot pull off a red mohawk. - Gary, trying to change it up in the bedroom attempts to make animals with his member but can only seem to make boobs. - Gary, discovering warming gel goes to the Dr.'s the next morning convinced that his girl gave him the clap.
F- Gary putting hummingbird dildo in Barnes and Noble gift bag for six month anniversary gift.
L- Gary receiving hummingbird dildo in CVS bad for 1yr anniversary re-gift. - Gary hanging said dildo in back year to attract hummingbirds to his lilies gets a hefty fine and has to put in overtime.
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