White trash is global

The Week Magainze claims:

This week is a Bad Week for
EDGY IRANIANS: after Iran banned "decadent Western haircuts" for men, including spiky hair, ponytails, and Mullets."

Listen Iran,

you've done a lot of we rid shit and a lot of fucked up shit...
but how dare you... how dare you ban mullets.

America doesn't have a lot of things that are inherently OURS.
The cowboy.
Baseball.
America Football.
The Celebrity.
White Trash Hair aka: THE MULLET.

When I was in Spain in 2007 I was PROUD to see Mullets on half of the little Spanish kids running around. USA PRIDE!

(insert congratulatory cheer for Spain winning the World Cup here)

but seriously...
The Mullet is such a recognizable America staple!
Iran...
this means war.