Only In America:
"A Pennsylvania woman is SUING the Phillie Phanatic, claiming the baseball mascot aggrivated her arthritis when he sat on her lap, requiring both knees to be replaced. The Lawyer for Grace Cass (75yrs old), conceded it might be difficult to take testimony from the Phanatic: "I'm expecting him to come to a deposition, stick his tounge out at me and not say anything.""
Go for it Grace!
Sue his ass and get him to be the next Subway Celebrity.
Move over Jared... the Phillie Phanatic is gonna drop weight...
why? hes basically being sued for being a clumsy fat ass.
I approve of this.
I completely approve.
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