So I was born and raised in beautiful central New Jersey...
Close to the Delaware River - The Pine Barrens - Trenton - Philly and of course a short drive to The Jersey Shore.
I live in Los Angeles now for work and I found that I used to hide my accent a lot. (I don’t have a thick one so this is extremely easy)
HOWEVER, after making friends and drinking with said friends... the accent slips out faster than a senior from her prom dress.
At least that’s how it is where I come from. I am damn proud to be from the Garden State.
And I am tired of everyone shit talking New Jersey - esp. because of the MTV show Jersey Shore.
If you actually listen to those dark douches they all tell you that they are from NEW YORK!
Wel..l. All except 1... Sammi "Sweetheart"
I'm cool with her... I accept her as a NJ girl... and it aint cause she's sweet...
It’s cause she's a firkin Heart Breaker. Ahhh love it!
I LOVE this show. It's hilarious... its so honest I can't explain.
Any girl goes down to the shore in NJ - especially Sea Side Heights, NJ
And you WILL be hit on by a man who has had more waxed than you...
Has more products in his hair than you...
And is tanner than you...
Hell! I've seen Asian Guido’s last time I was home. OH YES!
At the Shore in NJ you DO NOT HAVE TO BE ITALIAN to have A BLOW OUT!
We've all seen Scarface yea? How much did that movie influence early Gangster rap?
Whatever the New York Italians do... the rest of the East Coast men do...
Regardless of race... Puerto Ricans~Asians~Blacks~Cubans~Middle Easterners and JEWS~
Down at the shore... rock the tattoos tans and blow outs like its going out of style
And to be honest... I thought it had gone outta style. But I aint lived in NJ for a while.
I thought those Gotti kids took off with it. But who am I to suggest a fashion trend die...
Jersey. Wake Up! This shit is funny and its true. You know how many MORE Guidos are going to flock down the shore this summa and rent houses and rooms? Buy our crappy NJ t-shirts? Play our rigged carnival games? Eat our fuckin awesome pizza pie? Chew our famous salt water taffy? Drink our booze? Receive parking tickets?
aaahhh
makes me miss home just thinking about it.
LONG LIVE THE NEW JERSEY SHORE
Where we dont pump gas... we pump fists!!!
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