Saturday Revelations

Oh Prius-
how i missed you!
You look different than I remember but i am so happy to have you again!
you are the greatest hybrid ever...
the only way you would be better is if you were the 2010 Chevy Camaro and had the same gas milage.
Ahhh....

also... today i decided I have become a clutz.
i walked into a table yesterday so hard i broke skin
today i hit my head on the door to the fridge. yup.
i've been dropping things like I'm getting paid to do it...

is this my coordination rebeling against my mind's realization of how much
new responsibility I have?
or do i just all of a sudden suck?

Celeb Interaction

Watching rather intoxicated Mr. _____ spill his martini... again.
I grab napkins and discreetly drop them at his table.
I walk away with no word, no sound, no attention.
4seconds later the LOUDEST whistle I've ever hear comes from behind me.
As I turn around THIS MAN points and me and flags me down
"Sorry for whistling so loud... but um... did you see me spill my drink?"
"Yes"
"I didn't think anybody saw that"
"I've got good eyes sir"
"yea ya do kiddo.... thanks"


... awesome.

Adolf HIPLER

YES! Adolf HIP-ler.
fucking brilliance
Better Than The Machine - you've done it again

No Shame

I think I love Marilyn Monroe so much because she was beautiful, sexy and would allow herself to be photographed...
like this:

When my FAV things meet..

Family Guy & Walt Disney
"It's a wonderful day for pie"

WWII Movies & Tarantino
Inglourious Bastards

Desert & Being Lactose Intolerant


Incubus & Paintings


"Only in America" jokes & Politics
Bill Maher

New York City & White Trash
The Islands

Test that got me

So I took this quiz online -because when we have 15mins and are bored we do stupid things...
only MINE hit me RIGHT on the Head
here it is
Nonsense Hurricane's
DATING PERSONA TEST Results...

"Colorful, but unpicked. You are The Wild Rose.

Prone to bouts of cynicism, sarcasm, and thorns, you excite a certain kind of man. Hoping to gather you up, he flirts and winks and asks you out, ultimately professing his love. Then you make him bleed. Why? Because you’re the rare, independent, self-sufficient kind of woman who does want love, but not from a weakling.

You don’t seem to take yourself too seriously, and that’s refreshing. You aren’t uptight; you don’t over-plan. Romance-wise, sex isn’t a top priority—a true relationship would be preferable. For your age, you haven’t had a lot of bonafide love experience, though, and this kind of gets to core of the issue. You’re very selective.

The problem is them, not you, right? You have lofty standards that few measure up to. You’re out there all right, but not to be picked up by just anyone."


wow...
just
wow.