Hope for Disaster

Dear President Obama,

You're like a pretty smart guy. You're well spoken and you've risen above historical impossibilities. I voted for you.

ok, so all the nice things out of the way now right?

I did NOT vote for Offshore drilling.

You said "To sustain economic growth we're going to need to harness traditional sources of fuel even as we ramp up production of new sources of renewable energy."

How about you take the X,000,000$ million dollars being spent on disrupting our clearly unstable earth (earth quakes much?)
and put ALL that money into renewable energy creating VAST jobs ON American soil? Hm? THAT might "ramp up" production.
if we put that kind of money into these programs ... jobs will be created and energy will be mass produced in a way that is less harmful to our fragile environment/ecosystem.

That was the hope that I voted for... and if this is the path you're taking I don't see much "change" from the previous administration.

I don't think you're being guided by Biden like Bush was by Cheney, but I've been wrong before... I thought the whole Tiger Woods thing would blow over. Whoops.

In conclusion, I am impressed with the way you handle the majority of the shit that Bushy boy left behind for you... however this is your first DOUCHE stamp from me... I hope it bites you in the ass.
:)
Ashley

Divine Intervention?

For years India and Bangladesh have been arguing over who owned the uninhabited island in the Bay Of Bengal.
New Moore Island in the Sunderbans is now No Moore Island.
Thanks to ... (well it must be real now) GLOBAL WARMING!
It has COMPLETELY sunk into the ocean.
By which I mean sea levels from melting ice caps have risen so much that there is no longer New Moore Island.
and there is also no longer a dispute.

Mother Nature is one funny bitch.

Cross it off girl...

Flordia.

Be proud.

this week one of your own made my day.

"Good week for Crossing one off, after a Flordia woman explained that she robbed a bank because Bank Robbery was on her "bucket list." "I think everyone should have a list of things they want to do before they expire," said Patricia Edwards, 51, from jail."


um... RAD!

The NEW FACE! on the $50 bill!

"A group of 14 GOP congressmen, led by Republican Patrick McHenry," ( who clearly have nothing better to do during such a critical time in American History) have "Introduced legislation to have the image of Ronald Reagan's face enshrined on the $50 bill, displacing that of former President Ulysses S. Grant"

They claim; "Every generation needs it's own heroes"

OH! I get it!
My bad, this whole time I thought we had historically signifigant Presidents on our currency.
Stupid me... we only want generational heroes?
Lets change the whole lot of currency then!

and no Reagan is a bad idea... if we're putting heroes on cash money - this is who I want to see...

I want Nelson Mandela on the 10$ bill.

I want the Dalai Lama on the 5

I want The Subway Hero on the 20

I want Bono on the 50$ ... sorry reagan... I dont like him either but he's given more than you ever did.

I want George Clooney on the 100$

and....

fuck it...

Batman on the 1$ bill.

If I was stripping to pay for college "the American way" I would feel much better seeing Batman in my panties.

The Best Toast

Here's to the girls in the little red shoes, who sit on our faces and drink all our booze. They may not be virgins, but that's not a sin, Because they still have the boxes their cherries came in.

Nothing will surpass the hourglass

Who knew!?!

This is the best addiction yet! and only MEN can have it.

"Looking at CURVY WOMEN can be as rewarding for men as the buzz from drugs or alcohol, a new study suggests. Scientists in Georgia asked a group of male subjects to view photos showing the naked backsides of women before and after surgery that gave them more hourglass figures- that is a higher hip-to-waist ratio. When men checked out photos of women like J.Lo -type figures- big hips and fleshy bottoms - parts of the brain associated with REWARDS lit up, including areas that respond to alcohol and drugs."

"The irony is that while Men appear to be hardwired to prefer wider hips and generous backsides - The white westernized female has somehow been dumped into thinking that men like very skinny, Kate Moss -type girls."

Clips/Songs that make me smile

As an American... whos fathers family is german...
bah...
doesnt matter what I am or what you are...
this shit is funny.



Little T & One Track Mike.
if anyone of you know who this is?
or knows this song?
you've become my best friend.