Tuesday, August 17, 2010

HH by ADP

Helpful Hints from someone who observes ...

Helpful Hint #1 by Ashley Platz:
Your tribal tattoo isn't good. But what makes it super lame... is you haven't gone back and had it finished yet. If you're going to begin something that stupid... commit to it.



Helpful Hint #2:
If you are searching for a more dramatic way to state your point, just say it's dramatic. Don't misuse words purposely - for dramatic affect. Ie: You mean it's a tragedy. Not a travesty. A tragedy is a pretty fuckin' dramatic thing... and a travesty is "a literary or artistic burlesque of a serious work or subject, characterized by grotesque or ludicrous incongruity of style, treatment, or subject matter." Is that what you meant?



Helpful Hint #3:
I know it seems fun - or interesting - or "cool?" But colored contacts do not look good on anyone. Unless you wear them to look like an anime character and that's what gets your man hot... then "cool." But don't wear them in public. You're frightening small children.

Monday, August 16, 2010

Stir this in your coffee

“Throughout history, it has been the inaction of those who could have acted; the indifference of those who should have known better; the silence of the voice of justice when it mattered most; that has made it possible for evil to triumph.” -Haile Selassie (former Emperor of Ethiopia)

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Tuesday, August 10, 2010

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My Hero

My friend Megan (who I work w/ in the service industry) posted this and I'll tell you what... it's great!

My New Hero

Flight Attendant Pops Emergency Chute, Escapes Plane at JFK

A jetBlue flight attendant, upset because a passenger refused to apologize after accidentally striking him with luggage, allegedly spewed obscenities over the PA system, then activated and slid down the plane’s emergency chute before disappearing into a terminal at John F. Kennedy airport Monday, an airport official said.

JetBlue Flight 1052 from Pittsburgh had taxied to a stop at Terminal 5, Gate C around noon Monday when flight attendant Steven Slater, 38 years old, was struck in the head with luggage that a passenger was trying to unload from an overhead compartment, according to an airport official with knowledge of the incident.

Slater demanded an apology from the passenger, the official said, but the passenger refused. The two argued before the passenger told Slater to “f— off”, the official said. Slater then got on the plane’s PA system and directed that same obscenity at all the passengers and added that he especially meant it for the man who refused to apologize.

Slater is alleged to have then activated the plane’s inflatable emergency slide, grabbed two beers from the galley, then slid down the chute, the official said