Betting On New York

I am a huge NY sports fan...
I love The Yankees and The Giants.
Someone once told me this makes me the ultimate American. <- I 100% disagree with this statement but it was said.
Saturday night my Buddy (whos from NY) and I made the greatest bet on football I've been a part of.

The bet goes as such-
If I win AP would have to get his back waxed.
If I lose our buddy JA would get his taint waxed.
... all I have to do is pick the teams and pay for the waxing...

Our picks were all the same -(we hang out too much maybe)
except for 2 games and the monday night game.
Miami @ Tenn
Atlanta @ NY
He took the home teams...
He won Tenn and Lost NY.

Comes down to the tie-breaker MONDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL!

He took The Redskins I...naturally... took The Giants.
What a freaking game!?!
If you don't know who won - go to ESPN.com right now.

AP, if you're reading this. You know how excited I am to see you today.
:)

Christmas

EXCITED. to go home... not because of the snow but because Christmas with the Platz' is always CRAZY

I Love Improv

Tonight I am going to the Upright Citizens Brigade to see my lovely Mary Holland battle at The Cagematch.
I miss improv.
This following clip was an improv done after then end of a short film. If there were 2 cameras and nobody talking in the background this could have been added to the end of the short... such is life.

CREEP -- After the Written Word from Jayme Morales on Vimeo.

Punching girls is never ok... unless

Dude...
hitting a woman is ALWAYS wrong... unless you're another woman..
OR that "woman" is a Snookie.

Thank You MTV. I love Jersey.

So I was born and raised in beautiful central New Jersey...
Close to the Delaware River - The Pine Barrens - Trenton - Philly and of course a short drive to The Jersey Shore.
I live in Los Angeles now for work and I found that I used to hide my accent a lot. (I don’t have a thick one so this is extremely easy)
HOWEVER, after making friends and drinking with said friends... the accent slips out faster than a senior from her prom dress.
At least that’s how it is where I come from. I am damn proud to be from the Garden State.

And I am tired of everyone shit talking New Jersey - esp. because of the MTV show Jersey Shore.
If you actually listen to those dark douches they all tell you that they are from NEW YORK!
Wel..l. All except 1... Sammi "Sweetheart"
I'm cool with her... I accept her as a NJ girl... and it aint cause she's sweet...
It’s cause she's a firkin Heart Breaker. Ahhh love it!

I LOVE this show. It's hilarious... its so honest I can't explain.
Any girl goes down to the shore in NJ - especially Sea Side Heights, NJ
And you WILL be hit on by a man who has had more waxed than you...
Has more products in his hair than you...
And is tanner than you...

Hell! I've seen Asian Guido’s last time I was home. OH YES!
At the Shore in NJ you DO NOT HAVE TO BE ITALIAN to have A BLOW OUT!

We've all seen Scarface yea? How much did that movie influence early Gangster rap?
Whatever the New York Italians do... the rest of the East Coast men do...
Regardless of race... Puerto Ricans~Asians~Blacks~Cubans~Middle Easterners and JEWS~
Down at the shore... rock the tattoos tans and blow outs like its going out of style

And to be honest... I thought it had gone outta style. But I aint lived in NJ for a while.
I thought those Gotti kids took off with it. But who am I to suggest a fashion trend die...

Jersey. Wake Up! This shit is funny and its true. You know how many MORE Guidos are going to flock down the shore this summa and rent houses and rooms? Buy our crappy NJ t-shirts? Play our rigged carnival games? Eat our fuckin awesome pizza pie? Chew our famous salt water taffy? Drink our booze? Receive parking tickets?

aaahhh
makes me miss home just thinking about it.
LONG LIVE THE NEW JERSEY SHORE
Where we dont pump gas... we pump fists!!!

Queen. I love you.

This was sent to me a while back and every time I watch it i laugh.
Maybe I'm childish.
Maybe you should watch it and tell me what you think.

This little piggy went to market...

Has anyone ACTUALLY read what the government is claiming are symptoms of Swine Flu?

"If any person, but particularly small children and others in high risk groups, exhibit any of the following serious warning signs, seek immediate emergency medical care:

Trouble breathing, including rapid breathing.

Gray or bluish skin color - SMURFS!?

Not drinking enough fluids

Sleeping constantly and not interacting when awake

Being especially irritable - ANYONE whos sick is Irritable!?!

Not urinating or no tears when crying - SERIOUS! wow...that's horrifying and dramatic

The symptoms improve but then return with fever and worse cough


Honestly.

Science... great album

2 photons that leave the same Atom will communicate with each other no matter what the distance is between them. Forever.
Of all the things to get me nostalgic and romantic...
I did not expect it to be Quantum Mechanics.
But lo and behold (why don't we say "lo & behold" more?)

I watched 7 pounds last week and was a sappy mess.
This week I watched Choke. Not exactly a romantic movie. Did make me want to do - well other things
And honestly I thought all I would need today is for the Giants to beat the Cowboys.
But now I am all sappy
Fail.

Parry Hotter?

I have not seen the newest Harry Potter movie. I wouldn't call myself a huge fan... which is why i have not seen it but i do enjoy the movies!
But what I am looking for is an opinion other than movie critics...
how do you feel about the last HP Movie?
should i bother?